Oroborus

People don’t like you
‘Cause you’re vulgar and obscene.
You’d have done ok
If you were a prom queen,

But you’re a boy;
The great responsibility.
Apply your ample faculties
To see what you can do for me.

Mom and dad they hate you.
Wonder why they alienate you
When your cousin comes to play?
It’s ‘cause they think you might be gay

And you’re a boy.
And that’s ok with me.
Round my gaff you can safely be.
Let’s see what you can do for me.

I’m not gonna pay you
But it’s unlikely I’ll slay you
‘Cause you’re kind of coy and fey
In a cute, removed way.

Yeah, you’re a boy;
Mother nature’s grim decree.
You will learn all you can be
Is what you can do for me.